Crewneck Sweatshirt — "God Said Rest, My Brain Opened Seventeen More Tabs" Humor Graphic

This cozy crewneck carries a bold, faith-forward message with a vintage-gilded crest at the center — “God gave me the vision; he did not give everybody edit access.” The graphic blends cathedral-inspired arches, warm gold tones and subtle teal accents for a look that’s both reverent and modern. Wear it when you want to quietly claim creative authority and personal conviction: layered over a tee for travel days, pulled on after Sunday service, or when you’re sketching out a new project late into the night. The sweatshirt’s medium-heavy weight and classic fit create a reassuring, familiar drape that keeps the design front-and-center without fuss. It’s the kind of piece that feels like belonging to your story — steady, honest, and a little bit proud.

Product features
- Embroidered placement options: left, center, large center chest and both wrists
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy 8.0 oz (271 g/m²) fabric for durability and warmth
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for main prints; OEKO-TEX® certified dyes
- Made in Nicaragua; meets flammability and restricted substances standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron